On Monday, I rode a bus across the Andes to leave Argentina for the first time during my South American vacation. The bus ride was beautiful but going through border control was quite an interesting experience.
After about 2 hours of riding through some beautiful country with mountains, lakes, and forests on each side, we came to what appeared to me to be a regular bus stop. Without any announcement (that I heard) people gradually began getting off the bus. Eventually, it was just me and a couple Australian guys still on the bus so I asked the bus attendant how long we will be stopped. This clues him in that we have no idea that we're supposed to get off the bus, have someone check-out our passports, and then get back on the bus. The only other time I've crossed borders in a bus was in Europe, so this was new to me. Luckily, the process went fairly quickly since it's low season now in Patagonia and our bus was relatively empty.
Now that we were back on the bus and moving forward again I assumed the next stop would be the Osorno, Chile bus station. Wrong! 10 minutes later, We pulled into a Chilean border control station and once again had to get off the bus once and stand in line to get our passports stamped. I learned later that the first stop was actually the Argentinean exit control which I assume is to assure we're not attempting to smuggle any empanadas out of the country.
As we were waiting in line to get our passports stamped, our luggage was being removed from under the bus so the dogs could sniff them out. Meanwhile, inside the border control office, we're asked to put the backpacks we're carrying with us on the ground so the dogs can give them a sniff as well. I'm last in line and as the pooch runs by it suddenly stops, taps a paw on my bag and and looks up at the border control officer as if waiting to be rewarded for the discovery. The officer politely asks me if I'm carrying any fruit. I say no, and he asks me to open the bag so he can take a look. Luckily, he finds nothing incriminating. I've seen way too many movies (usually with Harrison Ford) where the innocent guy is somehow left carrying a bag of coke or a severed human head so needless to say I'm very relieved. My theory is that the dog was smelling the banana I had stored in my bag 3 days ago.
Eventually, we were allowed to board the bus again. Once we're seated and about ready to take off, a man comes on the bus and walks down the aisle to collect tips. That's right, apparently in Chile you are expected to tip the people that unloaded your bag so it could be searched. Luckily, I still had a 2 peso bill left so I didn't have to risk offending the people that decide whether or not I should be allowed to enter the country.
Even with two stops, this was still much quicker than getting through customs at Atlanta or pretty much any international airport in Europe. The real headache occurred a couple hours later when I arrived at the Osorno, Chile bus station.
To Be Continued